Sea No Evil

We had a great time and highly recommend for a large family. The proximity to the beach was great. Being at the pool and enjoying the beach and ocean view was great. The neighborhood was very peaceful and quiet. When we first got there after being in a car for 14 hours, we met LuLu the billdog next store and went swimming in the pool. We even played vollyball in the pool. We all had a great time building sand castles, shell and crab hunting. Also had s'mores and a fire on the beach. The resteraunt we ate at "krazyfish" was a really good meal for our family and the piggly wiggly was a nice place to get groceries from. I think our favorite moments were boogie boarding. It was fun to watch people wipeout and ride some tall waves. Making a MASSIVE sandcastle was great too (if you are the next people you may see it)

Sea No Evil is a beautiful BEACHFRONT home and has so many amenities. Love the use of an elevator for luggage and groceries! It has an insanely, well equipped kitchen, very nice rooms and a screened in porch and pool on the main floor level. It's obvious the owners put a lot of thought into their home. Can't say enough about the sunsets. I am a star gazer and at night you can see things in the sky that are amazing! We stayed with friends and we all had a great time. Will definitely be back!

We LOVED our stay here. It was so cleand and ready for our arrival. Very comfortable stay here. The layout of the house worked perfectly for our 2 families. We made some great memories here and are so grateful. Thank you for sharing your home with us, it was perfect!

We LOVED our stay here. It was so cleand and ready for our arrival. Very comfortable stay here. The layout of the house worked perfectly for our 2 families. We made some great memories here and are so grateful. Thank you for sharing your home with us, it was perfect!

After driving 14-15 hours in a vehicle, we were welcomed with 85-90 degree weather! After settling in we took advantage of the beautiful pool and beach. We did a lot of swimming and ate out here and there. We ALSO got to meet the wonderul owners of this house. We told them of our favorite moments which was swimming at their pool and then heading right out to the beach where we caught crabs at night and during the day the waves were great for boogie boards. 

Sea No Evil is the best house we have rented!! So close to the water and you get to see glorious sunrises and sunsets. The house is built for entertaining and relaxation. We loved the screened in porch and the pool. Our family could not get over how comfortable the beds were and how well we slept. The owners have provided everything you could possibly need in the kitchen. We usually visit Saint George Island but decided to try a new location. It will be very difficult to find a home that compares to this one. Do not hesitate to rent this house.

Outstanding weather, lows mid 40's, higs low 70s. Our family cooled our jets by enjoying the quite and slow life here. We stuck to ourselves, except when we ate out and just enjoyed reconnecting here. We had a great sunday brunch at the The Owl Cafe (Apalachicola) Indian Pass & Uptown were great too. This house has great sunrise and sunsets, which we throughly enjoyed. If you look from eye level deck rail you can even see the curvature of the earth from here! 

This is a lovely home. With excellent views. Very clean.

 Thank you so much for allowing us to spend our time together in your beautiful beach house.  We could not have asked for a better vacation. We feel very spoiled and wanted for nothing. We created memories that will last a lifetime.

Thank You!

Our family vacationed at Sea No Evil in October, 2021 and thoroughly enjoyed our time in this home. It was well equipped for any need that could occur. We loved having access to the pool for our grandchild. When the red tide prevented us from being on the beach, the pool area overlooking the beach was a lifesaver.

My family and I had a great time at Sea No Evil for the week. This home was decorated with such detail, well equipped and accomplished with everyone in mind. The only issue I had was the construction next doors hammering and sawing that interrupted my quiet morning coffee starring out at the waters. However, nothing that would keep me from enjoying our time around the pool. This home is located perfectly at the beach, near town and not far from home(Georgia). This rental was clean, decorated to perfection and correctly presented in VRBO. I appreciate the host family opening up their home to share this lovely place and would love to return some day soon.

It was mostly sunny and 80, so we swam, built sand castles, collected shells, and had so much fun together. We visited Apalachicola (cute town), went to Panama City for the pirate cruise but was cancelled due to a storm 🙁 went to pier point instead. Our favorite thing was teaching our 3yo granddaughter to swim and just spending time together 🙂 We had a great time and highly reccomend for a large family. The proximity to the beach was great. Being at the pool and enjoying the beach and ocean view was great. The neighborhood was very peaceful and quiet. 

We had a great time at this house. It was exactly as advertised, clean and beautiful. Would definitely rent it again. Great for a large family or group of friends.

This may be the best vacation home my family has ever stayed in. The location is excellent, with easy access to the Cape and Port St. Joe. The home is extremely comfortable with plenty of space, comfortable beds, a thoroughly equipped kitchen, and all the essentials you would ever need or want in a vacation home.

This house was perfect for us and another family for our week at the beach. The house is wonderfully laid out, and having the pool on the main level is fabulous. It would be nice to have a door on the upstairs bunk room, and some bean bags or chairs for the kids to sit in so they could use that room to watch TV, etc. But overall - it's an amazing house - we loved it!

. This year our children and grandchildren chose Sea No Evil in Port St Joe for our annual beach trip where the beach was our backyard and just a short walk from the house via an adjacent designated path. We had a fantastic week in this beautifully appointed home which included lovely decor, comfy furniture and beds, and even a spacious garage for our vehicles and beach gear. . We especially appreciated the adjustable tempurpedic king size bed in the master bedroom suite We loved the layout of the spacious rooms and especially enjoyed the screened in porches, the gas grill, and the salt water pool which were all adjacent to one another and easily viewed from the kitchen and great room area.. The kitchen was the most well equipped one we’ve experienced to date, which made meal preparation a breeze. There was even a crock pot, an instapot, a small single serve Keurig, a drink/wine cooler, and an ice machine! Should you choose to stay at Sea No Evil, just be aware that it’ actually is a 4 bedroom with 3 full baths and 2 half baths. The bunk room is on the top floor where the master and laundry room are located, so the only full bath on that floor is in the master. There’s a half bath for the bunk room, but our grandchildren, ages 6, 12, 16, and 18 didn’t mind and just showered in the master bathroom or their parents’ room on the main level. Another plus for Sea No Evil was the fact that it has an elevator that accessed all floors, almost a necessity for my husband and me, as we are in our seventy’s. Unfortunately it had a little problem during our stay and wasn’t working for a couple of days, but Cape and Coast quickly arranged service so that we were able to use it when packing up to leave,. For that, we were most grateful, because we had a lot of stuff! We thoroughly enjoyed a relaxing week at Sea No Evil, the best beach house ever over the las 18 years!

Every year, we take our family on a beach trip. We’ve been to Panama City Beach, Fort Walton Beach on Okaloosa Island, and St George Island. This year our family, including our two daughters, their husbands, and four grandchildren ages 5, 12, 16, and 18, spent a fabulous week at Sea No Evil in Port St Joe! This was an amazing property that was perfectly designed with families in mind. We loved the small salt water pool enclosed with child safety gates that looked out over the ocean with nothing obstructing our view. The beach was just a short walk from the back yard and was easily accessed via a designated beach path right next to the property. The lay out of the house was absolutely perfect and the way I would have designed such a house if I were the owner. From the kitchen and great room area one could view the adjoining screened in porch areas, one large one with a beautiful outdoor fireplace, comfy patio furniture, a picnic style table with benches, and a large chest full of games, etc, and the other small one housing a much appreciated gas grill and a comfy chair with an ottoman for the cook to rest in while waiting on juicy steaks and burgers to get done. Besides being able to view those areas from the kitchen, one could also see the pool to keep an eye on the kiddos, and beyond that area, one could view the beach and ocean which we loved having as our “backyard” for a week! There was another fireplace in the open concept living area and the decor was beautiful throughout that room and the whole house. We especially appreciated the elevator that accessed all three floors, the comfy beds, including a king size adjustable tempurpedic bed in the master bedroom, and the spacious garage located on the ground floor that we parked two cars, four bicycles, and a golf cart in and kept all of our beach gear in for ease of use each day. Sea No Evil also has a fantastic fish cleaning station! Did I mention the awesome kitchen that had everything imaginable to cook full coarse meals? Not only were there enough dishes, glasses, knives, cutting boards, strainers, pots and pans, cookie sheets, utensils, serving bowls, plastic wear, pitchers, coffee mugs, drip coffee pot, mixer, and a blender, but there was also a portable Keurig, a large crock pot, an instapot, grill tools, a separate wine/drink cooler, and a self standing ice maker! If you choose to stay at Sea No Evil, just be aware that there are actually only three full baths and two half baths, one of which is located near the bunk room on the same level as the master bedroom and laundry room. Our grandchildren didn’t mind that it wasn’t a full bath and enjoyed using everyone else’s showers, so it wasn’t a problem. We absolutely loved our time at Sea No Evil and hope to return again next year. It was the best beachfront rental ever!!!

The weather was in the 80's and glorious. We walked and rode bikes on the beach, at at Scully's Raw Bar. Our time here at the house was filled with lots of laughs.

This vacation was very relaxing because the house was located right on the beach and there are not that many people that live in Port St. Joe.

We had a great time at Sea no evil! The house was clean and kitchen was stocked with everything we needed plus some!! The pool was wonderful. And having an elevator was a plus!! We would definitely stay here again!!

The house was immaculate, being newly constructed. Any questions we had or problems were dealt with promptly. We have been renting vacation homes for forty years and these are things that are of primary importance to us. Our only disappointments were it was too cold to use the pool and that weather made us wish we could use the fireplace. Maybe an added fee for that privilege? The area is great for exploring, the shrimp and oysters abundant and delicious. We especially enjoyed Apalachicola and St.George Island, especially the State Park.

We absolutely loved our stay at SeaNoEvil. The house is well thought out, the kitchen is well stocked, and the location is absolutely perfect. We picked a cold week in Dec., yet still used the porch and deck as much as possible. We hope to return for a week in the summer. This is by far our favorite beach house we have stayed in,

We needed a relaxing getaway and we found it at this beach house! It’s beautiful, clean, and has great views of the beach. The beach is clean and has tons of huge gorgeous shells. The back patio is amazing. We sat outside and enjoyed the sunset every night. The beds are comfortable and the layout is perfect for friends and family! There is lots of great storage and everything you need for cooking in the kitchen is there. Going into town only takes a few minutes if you need anything and everyone is so friendly! We can’t wait to go back to this gem in the summer!

This home is beautifully appointed and comfortable. Just bring your flip flops and beach gear! The kitchen had every item needed for a full Thanksgiving dinner. The screen porch was Family Central! The beds and linens were comfy and moving luggage was a snap with the elevator! We would rate this home a 10☆!

The weather was beautiful! We were very lucky that the storm did not come this way. We loved relaxing at this house and loved sitting by the pool. The neghbors were so welcoming when we first arrived, inviting us to come over and watch the UGA/UF game! We decided to unpack, but was so nice. We mostly ate in this fabulous kitchen! We did jave a great meal at provisions in St.Joe, lunch at Indian Pass Raw Bar - terrific! Lunch at Hole in the wall in Apalachicola. Picked up Grouper and Oysters at 13th Mile. Our favorite moments were the beautiful beaches, sunsets and a beautiful home!

We came from Virginia/Atlanta for spring break, the weather was cool but the pool still felt great. We mostly enjoyed the pool and eating. The dogs and us enjoyed walking on the beach, and playing games. We met some Canadians who were staying next door, friendly people. We only ate at the house. So we could enjoy the pool and dinner around the tables here at the house as much as we could.