Sea No Evil

4 Bedrooms 4 Bathrooms Sleeps 10 Indian Pass

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SEA NO EVIL is a stunning four-bedroom Gulf-front home located in a small gated-community with only 5 homes, just off of scenic 30A at Cape San Blas. This home could be the ideal place to spend your next vacation. The beachy-chic interiors, private elevated salt-water pool, elevator serving all floors and all in a quiet small coastal community, makes this home the ultimate vacation stay.

To assist in your adventure at Sea No Evil, your reservation includes $250 worth of adventure gear rental, delivery fee may apply. Whether your adventure is sitting under an umbrella on the white-sandy beaches, biking, or fishing from a kayak in the Bay, this $250 credit towards your vacation gear rental will ensure you have the adventure you seek. You will be able to shop for bikes, paddle boards, kayaks, beach chairs, umbrellas, or even beach carts. No need to find the rental company, your gear will be delivered to your beach house and will be waiting for your arrival.

LAYOUT:

Ground Floor
- Covered and open parking
- Sitting area
- wash station
- Fish cleaning area
- Barn door to fenced area
- Access to community beach path
- Stairs up to pool area
- Stairs up to front door
- Entry door with electronic lock in garage area
- Elevator access
- Interior stairs to main living level

Second Floor
- Queen street-side room with en suite bath (tub/shower combo)
- Street-side King Master with en suite bath
- Laundry
- Half bath
- Large living, kitchen and dining area
- Living room fireplace is currently not available to guest use
- Pantry
- Access to screened porch and pool from this level
- Screened porch with dining and seating (fireplace is currently not available for guest use)
- Elevated Salt Water Pool ~ 8.5 x 17, can be heated for an additional fee
- Gas grill
- Stairs down to garage area and fenced area

Third Floor
- Bunk room with 2 Twin over Twin bunks
- Half bath
- Grand King Master with walk-in closet
- Master bath with step-in shower and double vanities
- Access to private balcony

This Home Accommodates 10.

Bed Count: 2 King x 1 Queen x 4 Twin.

The King Master Suite is found on the top floor and features Tempurpedic adjustable mattress with dual controls for head and feet adjustments.

Fireplaces are currently not available for guest use.

Check out the floor plan in the picture section for the house layout.

Sea No Evil is a non-smoking house - inside and outside.

Check out the Cape & Coast app for more activities you can enjoy during your stay. You can find deep sea fishing guides, grocery delivery, restaurants, personal chef, receive emergency notifications and so much more.

This community does not allow boat, RV or trailer parking.

Want pool heat? That can arranged for additional fee (please note that pool heat will only raise the water temperature 10 degrees above the outside temperature). No events allowed that are over the occupancy of the house or groups that require a chaperone. We strictly adhere to a minimum age limit.

  • Children Welcome
  • Golf Cart Community
  • Horseback Riding
  • Water Sports Gear
  • Crock Pot
  • Microwave
  • Oven
  • Refrigerator
  • Stove
  • Toaster
  • Coffee Maker
  • Dishwasher
  • Dishes and Utensils
  • Antiquing
  • Bird Watching
  • Eco Tourism
  • Bay/Sound
  • Beach
  • Blender
  • Satellite or Cable TV
  • Free WIFI
  • Television
  • Washer
  • Dryer
  • Linens Provided
  • Towels Provided
  • Telephone
  • Iron & Ironing Board
  • Air Conditioning
  • Non-Smoking Only
  • Minimum Age 25 to Rent
  • Photography
  • Festivals
  • Museums
  • Churches
  • Forests
  • Library
  • Marina
  • Restaurants
  • Cycling
  • Deepsea Fishing
  • Bay Fishing
  • Golf
  • Hiking
  • Jet Skiing
  • Kayaking
  • Sailing
  • Pier Fishing
  • Roller Blading
  • Scuba Diving or Snorkeling
  • Surfing
  • Swimming
  • Pickleball
  • Wind Surfing
  • Water Tubing
  • Shopping
  • Scenic Drives
  • Sight Seeing
  • Walking
  • Private Heated Pool
  • Private pool
  • Beachfront
  • Gas Grill
  • Fenced Yard
  • Wine Cooler
  • Stand Alone Ice Maker
  • Keurig Coffee Maker
  • Screened Porch
  • Covered Parking
  • Garage
  • Fish Cleaning Station
  • Shared Beach Path
  • Elevator
  • No Pets
  • Saturday Arrival
  • Electric Car Charger
LEAVE A REVIEW
December 12, 2021 - Cape And Coast

Location, location, location!

by Dorothy R.
Sea No Evil is the best house we have rented!! So close to the water and you get to see glorious sunrises and sunsets. The house is built for entertaining and relaxation. We loved the screened in porch and the pool. Our family could not get over how comfortable the beds were and how well we slept. The owners have provided everything you could possibly need in the kitchen. We usually visit Saint George Island but decided to try a new location. It will be very difficult to find a home that compares to this one. Do not hesitate to rent this house.
November 6, 2021 - Cape And Coast

Sea no evil vacation home

by Michele K.
This is a lovely home. With excellent views. Very clean.
October 9, 2021 - Cape And Coast

Family vacation 2021

by Cynthia L.
Our family vacationed at Sea No Evil in October, 2021 and thoroughly enjoyed our time in this home. It was well equipped for any need that could occur. We loved having access to the pool for our grandchild. When the red tide prevented us from being on the beach, the pool area overlooking the beach was a lifesaver.
Thank you so much for the wonderful review Cynthia! We are so happy that you and your family enjoyed a wonderful vacation and made the most of it, even during the unfortunate red tide spell. We look forward to seeing you all again soon!
August 21, 2021 - Cape And Coast

Great Home Stay

by Ann S.
My family and I had a great time at Sea No Evil for the week. This home was decorated with such detail, well equipped and accomplished with everyone in mind. The only issue I had was the construction next doors hammering and sawing that interrupted my quiet morning coffee starring out at the waters. However, nothing that would keep me from enjoying our time around the pool. This home is located perfectly at the beach, near town and not far from home(Georgia). This rental was clean, decorated to perfection and correctly presented in VRBO. I appreciate the host family opening up their home to share this lovely place and would love to return some day soon.
July 14, 2021 - Cape And Coast

Tropical storm Fred was no match for this house.

by Bret H.
We had a great time at this house. It was exactly as advertised, clean and beautiful. Would definitely rent it again. Great for a large family or group of friends.
June 26, 2021 - Cape And Coast

An Incredible Home

by Jason B.
This may be the best vacation home my family has ever stayed in. The location is excellent, with easy access to the Cape and Port St. Joe. The home is extremely comfortable with plenty of space, comfortable beds, a thoroughly equipped kitchen, and all the essentials you would ever need or want in a vacation home.
June 5, 2021 - Cape And Coast

Awesome house!

by Erika T.
This house was perfect for us and another family for our week at the beach. The house is wonderfully laid out, and having the pool on the main level is fabulous. It would be nice to have a door on the upstairs bunk room, and some bean bags or chairs for the kids to sit in so they could use that room to watch TV, etc. But overall - it's an amazing house - we loved it!
May 29, 2021 - Cape And Coast

Best Beachfront Rental Ever!

by Jessica
Every year, we take our family on a beach trip. We’ve been to Panama City Beach, Fort Walton Beach on Okaloosa Island, and St George Island. This year our family, including our two daughters, their husbands, and four grandchildren ages 5, 12, 16, and 18, spent a fabulous week at Sea No Evil in Port St Joe! This was an amazing property that was perfectly designed with families in mind. We loved the small salt water pool enclosed with child safety gates that looked out over the ocean with nothing obstructing our view. The beach was just a short walk from the back yard and was easily accessed via a designated beach path right next to the property. The lay out of the house was absolutely perfect and the way I would have designed such a house if I were the owner. From the kitchen and great room area one could view the adjoining screened in porch areas, one large one with a beautiful outdoor fireplace, comfy patio furniture, a picnic style table with benches, and a large chest full of games, etc, and the other small one housing a much appreciated gas grill and a comfy chair with an ottoman for the cook to rest in while waiting on juicy steaks and burgers to get done. Besides being able to view those areas from the kitchen, one could also see the pool to keep an eye on the kiddos, and beyond that area, one could view the beach and ocean which we loved having as our “backyard” for a week! There was another fireplace in the open concept living area and the decor was beautiful throughout that room and the whole house. We especially appreciated the elevator that accessed all three floors, the comfy beds, including a king size adjustable tempurpedic bed in the master bedroom, and the spacious garage located on the ground floor that we parked two cars, four bicycles, and a golf cart in and kept all of our beach gear in for ease of use each day. Sea No Evil also has a fantastic fish cleaning station! Did I mention the awesome kitchen that had everything imaginable to cook full coarse meals? Not only were there enough dishes, glasses, knives, cutting boards, strainers, pots and pans, cookie sheets, utensils, serving bowls, plastic wear, pitchers, coffee mugs, drip coffee pot, mixer, and a blender, but there was also a portable Keurig, a large crock pot, an instapot, grill tools, a separate wine/drink cooler, and a self standing ice maker! If you choose to stay at Sea No Evil, just be aware that there are actually only three full baths and two half baths, one of which is located near the bunk room on the same level as the master bedroom and laundry room. Our grandchildren didn’t mind that it wasn’t a full bath and enjoyed using everyone else’s showers, so it wasn’t a problem. We absolutely loved our time at Sea No Evil and hope to return again next year. It was the best beachfront rental ever!!!
May 29, 2021 - Cape And Coast

Best beach house ever!

by Jessica K.
. This year our children and grandchildren chose Sea No Evil in Port St Joe for our annual beach trip where the beach was our backyard and just a short walk from the house via an adjacent designated path. We had a fantastic week in this beautifully appointed home which included lovely decor, comfy furniture and beds, and even a spacious garage for our vehicles and beach gear. . We especially appreciated the adjustable tempurpedic king size bed in the master bedroom suite We loved the layout of the spacious rooms and especially enjoyed the screened in porches, the gas grill, and the salt water pool which were all adjacent to one another and easily viewed from the kitchen and great room area.. The kitchen was the most well equipped one we’ve experienced to date, which made meal preparation a breeze. There was even a crock pot, an instapot, a small single serve Keurig, a drink/wine cooler, and an ice machine! Should you choose to stay at Sea No Evil, just be aware that it’ actually is a 4 bedroom with 3 full baths and 2 half baths. The bunk room is on the top floor where the master and laundry room are located, so the only full bath on that floor is in the master. There’s a half bath for the bunk room, but our grandchildren, ages 6, 12, 16, and 18 didn’t mind and just showered in the master bathroom or their parents’ room on the main level. Another plus for Sea No Evil was the fact that it has an elevator that accessed all floors, almost a necessity for my husband and me, as we are in our seventy’s. Unfortunately it had a little problem during our stay and wasn’t working for a couple of days, but Cape and Coast quickly arranged service so that we were able to use it when packing up to leave,. For that, we were most grateful, because we had a lot of stuff! We thoroughly enjoyed a relaxing week at Sea No Evil, the best beach house ever over the las 18 years!
March 6, 2021 - Cape And Coast

Port St. Joe, Florida

by Melissa Ehlers
This vacation was very relaxing because the house was located right on the beach and there are not that many people that live in Port St. Joe.
February 6, 2021 - Cape And Coast

Great home to stay at!!

by Sandi Griffin
We had a great time at Sea no evil! The house was clean and kitchen was stocked with everything we needed plus some!! The pool was wonderful. And having an elevator was a plus!! We would definitely stay here again!!
January 9, 2021 - Cape And Coast

Sea No Evil

by Glenn Metzger
The house was immaculate, being newly constructed. Any questions we had or problems were dealt with promptly. We have been renting vacation homes for forty years and these are things that are of primary importance to us. Our only disappointments were it was too cold to use the pool and that weather made us wish we could use the fireplace. Maybe an added fee for that privilege? The area is great for exploring, the shrimp and oysters abundant and delicious. We especially enjoyed Apalachicola and St.George Island, especially the State Park.
December 26, 2020 - Cape And Coast

WOW

by Dale Daniel
We absolutely loved our stay at SeaNoEvil. The house is well thought out, the kitchen is well stocked, and the location is absolutely perfect. We picked a cold week in Dec., yet still used the porch and deck as much as possible. We hope to return for a week in the summer. This is by far our favorite beach house we have stayed in,
November 28, 2020 - Cape And Coast

Gorgeous Relaxing Getaway!

by Michele Gordon
We needed a relaxing getaway and we found it at this beach house! It’s beautiful, clean, and has great views of the beach. The beach is clean and has tons of huge gorgeous shells. The back patio is amazing. We sat outside and enjoyed the sunset every night. The beds are comfortable and the layout is perfect for friends and family! There is lots of great storage and everything you need for cooking in the kitchen is there. Going into town only takes a few minutes if you need anything and everyone is so friendly! We can’t wait to go back to this gem in the summer!
November 21, 2020 - Cape And Coast

Amazing Sunrises & Sunsets

by Jo and Bud Mepham
This home is beautifully appointed and comfortable. Just bring your flip flops and beach gear! The kitchen had every item needed for a full Thanksgiving dinner. The screen porch was Family Central! The beds and linens were comfy and moving luggage was a snap with the elevator! We would rate this home a 10☆!
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