St. Somewhere

This property was everything we wanted. Convince of the beach and pool were great. Would definitely stay here again!

We walked in the door and felt immediately at home! Beautiful house and the decor is cozy and fresh. Perfect for our family!

5 STARS. We have been coming to the Cape for 16 years and have always stayed in nice ocean front homes. This house makes it into our top 3 favorites. The home was clean, bright and beachy modern with a great layout. Gorgeous views from the many porches. The house is spacious enough without being so big that it becomes inconvenient to navigate. The elevator and also the short walk to the beach on the boardwalk with just 4 easy steps at the end into the sand greatly added to that convenience. The furniture and beds were all quality and comfortable. LOVE the butlers pantry that allowed the kitchen to stay clean and clutter free during our stay. The kitchen was well stocked to boot. The pool was very nice although I wish it were in front of the house but that is the only minus I can even think of to say. We were worried that the beach would be too crowded. (Normally we stay further North because it is less crowded) But to our pleasant surprise it was not crowded at all. The management team was a pleasure to work with and we really appreciated that. We thoroughly enjoyed our week and hope to come back soon.

We've been to the area and Cape many times. This was our first stay in a home on the beach. Beautiful house and great location. The elevator was a must for my wife with limited mobility. The only thing we didn't like was having to leave.

Great location if you are looking to totally unwind! Loved the peace and quiet and that it was nothing like the hustle and bustle an hour to the west in PC and Destin.

This house far exceeded expectations.  My wife and I, 2 kids (2YO & 3YO), and our mothers stayed here for a week in September.  If you are traveling with little ones or folks who have trouble getting around, this is the place for you.  The elevator and the boardwalk make everything easily accessible for everyone. The home was furnished with everything necessary, but honestly, we spent most of our time on the balconies watching the ocean, sunset and stars.  There is a grill, but it is charcoal, so come prepared. The beach rentals were great - we used the kayak, paddle board, chairs and umbrella everyday.  In hindsight, I wish I would have rented a cart to haul stuff to/from the beach each day.  The beach is literally in the backyard, but by the 5th day, I was tired of carrying everything back and forth.  If you plan to fish from the beach, visit the bait shop across the street for all your needs and advise.  The pool is nice, but we spent most days on the beach and felt like we had it all to ourselves at times with so few people.  The calm waters and very small waves were perfect for our toddlers, due in part to the beach running North/South.  Also makes for amazing sunsets over the gulf.  Some of the stores on the cape were closed a few days, so be prepared or plan to drive 20 min into Port St. Joe.  St. Joe Shrimp Co. at Simmons Bayou has the freshest fish around and was great to pick up dinner one night.  Longbill's restaurant was a great spot for lunch that was about a mile down the road.  There is kayak access to the bay about a mile away and I attempted to search for scallops (Sight fishing was tough, so if you plan to do this, make sure you have water shoes and gloves).  Loved the ability to enjoy a campfire on the beach, and the kiddos did too while chasing crabs and playing with sparkers - firewood was available across the street at the gas station.  If you have a large group, pay attention to when trash day is and be sure to get the can to the curb (it's a bit of a walk, but not bad).Overall, we had an amazing trip!  We plan to return and this will be the place we choose.  Highly recommend!

This was one of the best vacation rentals in which we have ever stayed. Very clean and well equipped. We are already planning to come back. 

Loved ringing in the new year at this beautiful property! The best place to view a magnificent sunset! Would definitely recommend to anyone. 

What a way to spend Thanksgiving. My husband, our 2 kids and my parents could not have had a better time. The beach was gorgeous and the weather delivered! The house was so great - very spacious, comfortable and clean. We were not disappointed. The details online matched what we experienced for the week. We can't wait to go back!

  We recently stayed at St. Somewhere mid July during the COVID pandemic. While we were very nervous leading up to the trip, we were thrilled that this property and the location was very saftey distancing friendly. We were a group of 3 couples with 4 kids and there was plenty of space to spread out and enjoy each other's company, or have our own space. Beds were comfortable and everything felt very clean and crisp. The elevator was appreciated with all the stairs in the property and we had zero issues with it. The AC kept up even though it was very hot. The kitchen was fun too cook in, and although we could have used a Pizza Pan it was well equipped. The only thing we seemed to lack were kitchen towels and the bath towels were quite limited. There was enough for everyone to have one, they just needed to keep track of them. I expect that the COVID situation had something to do with that. The new boardwalk was handy, very close to the beach, and beautiful views. The location was good, as there as not as many houses in that section as there are further up the Cape, so the beach was not crowded and the water and sand was beautiful. We had a great visit and hope to come back some day!07/27/2020 at 6:10 PM

This house has the perfect layout for a large family. Very nicely appointed and well equipped kitchen. Enjoyed watching the sunsets from the deck. The elevator also made loading in and out a breeze. 

Greatly enjoyed our stay at St Somewhere. The house was beautiful and well appointed. The kitchen was well equipped.  Beds were very comfortable.Highly recommend this home.

Date of stay - 4/8/18  There is a total of 5 of us ladies that have been taking a trip together every year for the past 15 years. Nothing can top off our annual trip to Cape San Blas and definitely no other house can top this one. The views from the decks can't be describe in words!!! We were so happy and pleased with this trip that we have now found our spot from here on out! Thank you very much for everything for making this an unforgettable trip!!! See you next year!!!