Rating 5 (20)

Sea No Evil

$3,164.00 - $9,576.00 / week + taxes & fees

Bedroom
 4  bedrooms
Bathroom
 3  baths
Guests
 10  guests
Pets Allowed  Pets Allowed 
Pool Ladder  Private Pool 
Beach Umbrella  Beachfront 
Pets Allowed  Saturday Check-In

  • Location: Indian Pass
  • View: Beachfront

Location Location

Description Description
SEA NO EVIL is a stunning four-bedroom Gulf-front home located in a small gated-community with only 5 homes, just off of scenic 30A at Cape San Blas. This home could be the ideal place to spend your next vacation. The beachy-chic interiors, private elevated salt-water pool, elevator serving all floors and all in a quiet small coastal community, makes this home the ultimate vacation stay.

To assist in your adventure at Sea No Evil, your reservation includes $250 worth of adventure gear rental, delivery fee may apply. Whether your adventure is sitting under an umbrella on the white-sandy beaches, biking, or fishing from a kayak in the Bay, this $250 credit towards your vacation gear rental will ensure you have the adventure you seek. You will be able to shop for bikes, paddle boards, kayaks, beach chairs, umbrellas, or even beach carts. No need to find the rental company, your gear will be delivered to your beach house and will be waiting for your arrival.

LAYOUT:

Ground Floor
- Covered and open parking
- Sitting area
- wash station
- Fish cleaning area
- Outdoor Half Bath
- Barn door to fenced area
- Access to community beach path
- Stairs up to pool area
- Stairs up to front door
- Entry door with electronic lock in garage area
- Elevator access
- Interior stairs to main living level

Second Floor
- Queen street-side room with en suite bath (tub/shower combo)
- Street-side King Master with en suite bath
- Laundry
- Half bath
- Large living, kitchen and dining area
- Living room fireplace is currently not available to guest use
- Pantry
- Access to screened porch and pool from this level
- Screened porch with dining and seating (fireplace is currently not available for guest use)
- Elevated Salt Water Pool ~ 8.5 x 17, can be heated for an additional fee
- Gas grill
- Stairs down to garage area and fenced area

Third Floor
- Bunk room with 2 Twin over Twin bunks
- Half bath
- Grand King Master with walk-in closet
- Master bath with step-in shower and double vanities
- Access to private balcony

This Home Accommodates 10.

Bed Count: 2 King x 1 Queen x 4 Twin.

The King Master Suite is found on the top floor and features Tempurpedic adjustable mattress with dual controls for head and feet adjustments.

Fireplaces are currently not available for guest use.

Check out the floor plan in the picture section for the house layout.

Sea No Evil is a non-smoking house - inside and outside.

This community does not allow boat, RV or trailer parking.

Bringing a pet(2 dog limit) or want pool heat? Either can be arranged for an additional fee (please note that pool heat will only raise the water temperature 10 degrees above the outside temperature). No events allowed that are over the occupancy of the house or that require a chaperone. We strictly adhere to a min. age limit.

Elevators come at no additional cost and may be used throughout your stay. Please be aware that due to the extremely sensitive nature of residential elevators, this amenity can breakdown. If you receive any issues during your stay, this will be addressed as quickly as possible, however, our remote beach location may cause delay and this amenity cannot be considered a guarantee.

“Boats, RV’s, Trailers must be stored inside garage. There is no overnight parking in the driveway or street. Failure to comply will result in a $500 fine. Naturally, this does not include a few hours to load or unload. Bayou Storage (850-229-8397) is less than 4 miles away and only charges $30 a week as of July 2023 with 24/7 access. Cars may be left in the driveway overnight but not on the street."

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Amenities 75 Amenities
  • Air Conditioning
  • Antiquing
  • Bay Fishing
  • Bay/Sound
  • Beach
  • Beachfront
  • Bird Watching
  • Blender
  • Children Welcome
  • Churches
  • Coffee Maker
  • Covered Parking
  • Crock Pot
  • Cycling
  • Deepsea Fishing
  • Dishes and Utensils
  • Dishwasher
  • Dryer
  • Eco Tourism
  • Electric Car Charger
  • Elevator
  • Fenced Yard
  • Festivals
  • Fish Cleaning Station
  • Forests
  • Free WIFI
  • Garage
  • Gas Grill
  • Golf
  • Golf Cart Community
  • Hiking
  • Horseback Riding
  • Iron & Ironing Board
  • Jet Skiing
  • Kayaking
  • Keurig Coffee Maker
  • Library
  • Linens Provided
  • Marina
  • Microwave
  • Minimum Age 25 to Rent
  • Museums
  • Non-Smoking Only
  • Oven
  • Pet Friendly
  • Photography
  • Pickleball
  • Pier Fishing
  • Private Heated Pool
  • Private pool
  • Refrigerator
  • Restaurants
  • Roller Blading
  • Sailing
  • Satellite or Cable TV
  • Saturday Arrival
  • Scenic Drives
  • Screened Porch
  • Scuba Diving or Snorkeling
  • Shared Beach Path
  • Shopping
  • Sight Seeing
  • Stand Alone Ice Maker
  • Stove
  • Surfing
  • Swimming
  • Telephone
  • Television
  • Toaster
  • Towels Provided
  • Walking
  • Washer
  • Water Tubing
  • Wind Surfing
  • Wine Cooler

Reviews Rating 5 (20) Reviews
Rating 5
Beautiful and picturesque beachfront home
Sea No Evil is probably one of the best beach homes we have ever rented. It was very clean and well-furnished. The beds were comfortable and the linens and towels provided were pristine. I also have to mention that I was shocked that we never saw a single bug inside the home - which is a testament as to how clean and well-cared for the home is. The house was the perfect size for the 7 of us. The property managers at Cape and Coast were extremely easy to connect with, and very responsive. The kitchen was also surprisingly well-stocked with all the necessary cookware, utensils, etc. We were well-informed as to what to expect as far as linens that were provided, and what additional basic supplies that we would need to bring (TP, paper towels, etc.) - which was very helpful. There were plenty of games and puzzles to entertain us on the few rainy days that we had. Overall, this home is one of the top properties we have ever rented, and would highly recommend it.
Barbara - Posted: 7/31/2023
Rating 5
Beautiful house...Beautiful view!!
This house was beautifully decorated, new, and clean. The elevator made unloading and loading a breeze. The view from the porch and pool area was breathtaking and just a few steps to the beautiful but quiet beach. Close to town and anything you need. We would definitely stay here again!
Michelle - Posted: 11/20/2022
Rating 5
Friends / Family Vacation
We had a great time on our vacation!
Todd - Posted: 8/11/2022
Rating 5
A great place
We enjoyed the pool and screened in porch. House is equipped with every appliance you would ever need. My family wants to rent for next year.
Tracy B. - Posted: 6/5/2022
Rating 5
Amazing stay!
This property was as good as advertised! It was beautiful and provided a much needed relaxing getaway!
Jennifer K. - Posted: 5/23/2022
Rating 5
Slice of Heaven
Perfect property. House has everything you need. Amazing view, and the pool is great for days the ocean is too cold. We will be back!
Lindsey W. - Posted: 4/24/2022
Rating 5
Sea no evil vacation home
Rating Details: The property manager was very helpful. The vacation rental was spotless. I was very happy with the location. I was very satisfied with the condition of the vacation rental. Overall, I recommend this vacation rental. Reviewer Comments: This is a lovely home. With excellent views. Very clean.
Michele K. - Posted: 11/6/2021
Thank you for the wonderful review Michele! We are so happy to hear you were pleased with the home and that you and your family had a great vacation. We look forward to seeing you all again soon!
Cape and Coast staff
Rating 5
Family vacation 2021
Rating Details: The property manager was very helpful. The vacation rental was spotless. I was very happy with the location. I was very satisfied with the condition of the vacation rental. Overall, I recommend this vacation rental. Reviewer Comments: Our family vacationed at Sea No Evil in October, 2021 and thoroughly enjoyed our time in this home. It was well equipped for any need that could occur. We loved having access to the pool for our grandchild. When the red tide prevented us from being on the beach, the pool area overlooking the beach was a lifesaver.
Cynthia L. - Posted: 10/9/2021
Thank you so much for the wonderful review Cynthia! We are so happy that you and your family enjoyed a wonderful vacation and made the most of it, even during the unfortunate red tide spell. We look forward to seeing you all again soon!
Cape and Coast staff
Rating 5
Above Expectations
Rating Details: The property manager was very helpful. The vacation rental was spotless. I was very happy with the location. I was very satisfied with the condition of the vacation rental. Overall, I recommend this vacation rental. Reviewer Comments: We had an excellent stay. It rained several days and the furnished screened in porch allowed us to be outside during the rain. When we made our reservation in February pets were allowed and the house is very pet friendly. We are very responsible pet owns and were very disappointed when we tried to reserve the property for next year that the owner is no longer allowing pets.
Tom P. - Posted: 10/2/2021
Rating 5
Wonderfully Decorated Home
This home is so well equipped, family friendly and designed with everyone in mind. We had a great stay, the pool was wonderful and the location to the beach was perfect. The only issue I would say was the house next door is under construction, the sawing and hammering early in the morning interrupted with the morning peaceful coffee time starring out at the ocean. However it was nothing to deter renting this lovely place for the week. My family was impressed and would love to rent again if the time was right. We enjoyed our stay and appreciate all the luxuries you provided.
Ann S. - Posted: 9/12/2021
Rating 5
Tropical storm Fred was no match for this house.
Rating Details: The property manager was very helpful. The vacation rental was spotless. I was very happy with the location. I was very satisfied with the condition of the vacation rental. Overall, I recommend this vacation rental. Reviewer Comments: We had a great time at this house. It was exactly as advertised, clean and beautiful. Would definitely rent it again. Great for a large family or group of friends.
Bret H. - Posted: 8/14/2021
Rating 5
An Incredible Home
Rating Details: The property manager was very helpful. The vacation rental was spotless. I was very happy with the location. I was very satisfied with the condition of the vacation rental. Overall, I recommend this vacation rental. Reviewer Comments: This may be the best vacation home my family has ever stayed in. The location is excellent, with easy access to the Cape and Port St. Joe. The home is extremely comfortable with plenty of space, comfortable beds, a thoroughly equipped kitchen, and all the essentials you would ever need or want in a vacation home.
Jason B. - Posted: 6/26/2021
Rating 5
Awesome house!
Rating Details: The property manager was very helpful. The vacation rental was spotless. I was very happy with the location. I was very satisfied with the condition of the vacation rental. Overall, I recommend this vacation rental. Reviewer Comments: This house was perfect for us and another family for our week at the beach. The house is wonderfully laid out, and having the pool on the main level is fabulous. It would be nice to have a door on the upstairs bunk room, and some bean bags or chairs for the kids to sit in so they could use that room to watch TV, etc. But overall - it's an amazing house - we loved it!
Erika T. - Posted: 6/5/2021
Rating 5
Best beach house ever!
Rating Details: The property manager was very helpful. The vacation rental was spotless. I was very happy with the location. I was very satisfied with the condition of the vacation rental. Overall, I recommend this vacation rental. Reviewer Comments: . This year our children and grandchildren chose Sea No Evil in Port St Joe for our annual beach trip where the beach was our backyard and just a short walk from the house via an adjacent designated path. We had a fantastic week in this beautifully appointed home which included lovely decor, comfy furniture and beds, and even a spacious garage for our vehicles and beach gear. . We especially appreciated the adjustable tempurpedic king size bed in the master bedroom suite We loved the layout of the spacious rooms and especially enjoyed the screened in porches, the gas grill, and the salt water pool which were all adjacent to one another and easily viewed from the kitchen and great room area.. The kitchen was the most well equipped one we’ve experienced to date, which made meal preparation a breeze. There was even a crock pot, an instapot, a small single serve Keurig, a drink/wine cooler, and an ice machine! Should you choose to stay at Sea No Evil, just be aware that it’ actually is a 4 bedroom with 3 full baths and 2 half baths. The bunk room is on the top floor where the master and laundry room are located, so the only full bath on that floor is in the master. There’s a half bath for the bunk room, but our grandchildren, ages 6, 12, 16, and 18 didn’t mind and just showered in the master bathroom or their parents’ room on the main level. Another plus for Sea No Evil was the fact that it has an elevator that accessed all floors, almost a necessity for my husband and me, as we are in our seventy’s. Unfortunately it had a little problem during our stay and wasn’t working for a couple of days, but Cape and Coast quickly arranged service so that we were able to use it when packing up to leave,. For that, we were most grateful, because we had a lot of stuff! We thoroughly enjoyed a relaxing week at Sea No Evil, the best beach house ever over the las 18 years!
Jessica K. - Posted: 5/29/2021
Rating 5
Simply amazing!
This property is nothing short of amazing. The listing and photos are accurate but don't tell the true story of this house's peaceful location and well thought out interior. The pool on the main living level is amazing for small children allowing the parents to interact with the rest of the group while still supervising. The kitchen is completely stocked and ready for the chefs among your group. Bring yourselves and be ready to relax! My only negative is that there is not a door on the bunk room. Such a simple thing would reduce the noise level.
Helen M. - Posted: 4/26/2021
Rating 5
Spring Break
This house we stayed in is perfect. Make sure you have the pool heated because the ocean isn’t very warm in early March. The whole house is setup very well. We brought our dog and the fenced in area is really nice.
Melissa E. - Posted: 4/8/2021
Rating 5
Great home to stay at!!
Rating Details: The property manager was very helpful. The vacation rental was very clean. I was very happy with the location. I was very satisfied with the condition of the vacation rental. Overall, I recommend this vacation rental. Reviewer Comments: We had a great time at Sea no evil! The house was clean and kitchen was stocked with everything we needed plus some!! The pool was wonderful. And having an elevator was a plus!! We would definitely stay here again!!
A guest from Providence , KY - Posted: 2/6/2021
Rating 5
Perfect
Beautiful Property! Could not have asked for more!!
John Paul J. - Posted: 1/25/2021
Rating 5
Sea No Evil
Rating Details: The property manager was very helpful. The vacation rental was spotless. I was very happy with the location. I was very satisfied with the condition of the vacation rental. Overall, I recommend this vacation rental. Reviewer Comments: The house was immaculate, being newly constructed. Any questions we had or problems were dealt with promptly. We have been renting vacation homes for forty years and these are things that are of primary importance to us. Our only disappointments were it was too cold to use the pool and that weather made us wish we could use the fireplace. Maybe an added fee for that privilege? The area is great for exploring, the shrimp and oysters abundant and delicious. We especially enjoyed Apalachicola and St.George Island, especially the State Park.
Glenn M. - Posted: 1/9/2021
Rating 5
WOW
Rating Details: The property manager was very helpful. The vacation rental was spotless. I was very happy with the location. I was very satisfied with the condition of the vacation rental. Overall, I recommend this vacation rental. Reviewer Comments: We absolutely loved our stay at SeaNoEvil. The house is well thought out, the kitchen is well stocked, and the location is absolutely perfect. We picked a cold week in Dec., yet still used the porch and deck as much as possible. We hope to return for a week in the summer. This is by far our favorite beach house we have stayed in,
Dale D. - Posted: 12/26/2020
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