Rating 5 (34)

St. Somewhere


Bedroom
 4  bedrooms
Bathroom
 4  baths
Half Baths
 1  half baths
Guests
 12  guests
Pets Not Allowed  Pets Not Allowed 
Pool Ladder  Private Pool 
Beach Umbrella  Beachfront 
Pets Allowed  Saturday Check-In

  • Location: Cape San Blas | North Cape
  • View: Beachfront

Description Description
Imagine waking up to the calm beauty of the Gulf at St. Somewhere, your beachfront retreat featuring a fully-equipped kitchen ideal for cooking, direct access to the sandy shores, and the calm atmosphere of a private saltwater pool. Every detail designed for your comfort promises a memorable stay by the beach.

THE SPACE
- Open-concept second floor with combined kitchen, dining, and living areas.
- Gulf front balcony with chairs, ideal for admiring the scenery.
- Balcony overlooking the bay for beautiful sunrise views.
- Half bath available on the second floor for convenience.
- Home entertainment includes a 60-inch flat-screen TV, DVD player, and Apple TV.
- Music enthusiasts can appreciate the Sonos stereo systems.
- Private 24x12 fenced saltwater pool for your enjoyment.

LAYOUT

Ground Level
- Covered carport and outdoor private shower.
- New boardwalk with direct access to the beach.
- Charcoal grill available for grilling outdoors.
- Elevator with access to all floors for your convenience.

1st Floor
- First beachfront king bedroom with French doors, private bathroom, and access to a shared Gulf-front porch.
- Second beachfront king bedroom with French doors, a private bathroom featuring a shower/tub combination, and access to a shared gulf-front porch.
- Bunk room with four twin beds, bay views, and a private bathroom.

2nd Floor
- Fully equipped kitchen with a KitchenAid cooktop.
- Laundry facilities with a full washer and dryer for your convenience.

3rd Floor
- Private primary suite with king bed, exclusive Gulf front balcony, and spacious private bathroom with bay views.

GUEST ACCESS
- Carport with cover for convenient parking.
- Private boardwalk provides direct access to the beach.
- Private saltwater pool to refresh yourself after a day in the sun.
- Elevator access to all levels of the home.
- Outdoor shower to rinse off after beach adventures.

NEIGHBORHOOD
- Direct access to the beach from the property.
- Enjoy daily views of the Gulf.
- Maximum occupancy: 12 for a relaxing group stay.

OTHER THINGS TO NOTE
- Quick elevator repair service, though some delays are possible due to the property's remote location.
- Your reservation includes $250 worth of beach and adventure gear rental! You will be able to shop for bikes, paddle boards, kayaks, beach chairs, umbrellas, or even beach carts. No need to find the rental company, your gear will be delivered to your beach house and will be waiting for your arrival.
- Renters must be at least 25 years old.
- Events that exceed the maximum number of guests or require supervision are not allowed.
- This is a non-smoking property.
- Apologies, no pets allowed.
- Elevator access may occasionally experience disruptions.

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Amenities 70 Amenities
Arrival Day
  • Saturday Arrival
Attractions
  • Bay/Sound
  • Churches
  • Festivals
  • Forests
  • Library
  • Marina
  • Museums
  • Restaurants
Leisure Activities
  • Antiquing
  • Bird Watching
  • Eco Tourism
  • Horseback Riding
  • Photography
  • Scenic Drives
  • Shopping
  • Sight Seeing
  • Walking
Location Type
  • Beachfront
Outdoor
  • Balcony
  • Charcoal Grill
  • Covered Parking
  • Deck/Patio
  • Fenced Pool
  • Outdoor Shower
  • Shared Boardwalk
Pool & Spa
  • Private pool
Sports & Adventure Activities
  • Basketball Court
  • Bay Fishing
  • Cycling
  • Deepsea Fishing
  • Golf
  • Hiking
  • Jet Skiing
  • Kayaking
  • Pickleball
  • Pier Fishing
  • Roller Blading
  • Sailing
  • Scuba Diving or Snorkeling
  • Surfing
  • Swimming
  • Water Tubing
  • Wind Surfing
Standard Amenities
  • Air Conditioning
  • Blender
  • Coffee Maker
  • Crock Pot
  • Dishes and Utensils
  • Dishwasher
  • Dryer
  • DVD Player
  • Elevator
  • Free WIFI
  • Iron & Ironing Board
  • Linens Provided
  • Microwave
  • Oven
  • Refrigerator
  • Satellite or Cable TV
  • Stove
  • Telephone
  • Television
  • Toaster
  • Towels Provided
  • Washer
Suitability
  • Children Welcome
  • Minimum Age 25 to Rent
  • No Pets
  • Non-Smoking Only

Reviews Rating 5 (34) Reviews
Rating 5
The house was amazing
The house was amazing and well kept
Anonymous - Posted: 10/13/2023
Rating 5
Great view!
The house was great. Super spacious. Very clean. Great beds. Pool was really great. Comfortable furniture throughout. Great view from all floors. Elevator was so handy with groceries and luggage.
Anonymous - Posted: 6/24/2023
Rating 5
St. Somewhere
The house was so nice and clean and plenty of space to hang out!
Anonymous - Posted: 6/22/2023
Rating 5
Paradise for the holiday
What a way to spend Thanksgiving. My husband, our 2 kids and my parents could not have had a better time. The beach was gorgeous and the weather delivered! The house was so great - very spacious, comfortable and clean. We were not disappointed. The details online matched what we experienced for the week. We can't wait to go back!
Alisa F. - Posted: 12/12/2022
Thanks so much for the review. We are so glad that you enjoyed Thanksgiving at this home!
Cape and Coast staff
Rating 5
GOURMET KITCHEN
The home was very warm and inviting. I would highly recommend it! The dishwasher needs to be cleaned and it could be a little cleaner for the amount it costs but I would not let that keep me from renting it again. BEAUTIFUL HOME!!
Tina G. - Posted: 11/29/2022
Thanks so much for the 5-star review! We hope you will be back to stay with us again!
Cape and Coast staff
Rating 5
Excellent
This property was everything we wanted. Convince of the beach and pool were great. Would definitely stay here again!
Scott W. - Posted: 11/6/2022
Thanks so much for the review! Glad you had a great time, looking forward to having you back!
Cape and Coast staff
Rating 5
Excellent
This property was everything we wanted. Convince of the beach and pool were great. Would definitely stay here again!
Anonymous - Posted: 10/23/2022
Rating 5
Amazing beach house
We have been coming to the Cape for 16 years and have always stayed in beach front homes. This house did not disappoint and lands in our top 3 favorites. The house was just "easy" to vacation in. Very convenient. The house is bright and clean, decorated beautifully in a simple modern beach house style. Very welcoming and comfortable. Nicely stocked kitchen (loved the butlers pantry that allowed the kitchen to stay uncluttered and clean), comfortable beds and furniture and great views and porches. The elevator was a plus as well as the easy walk to the beach on the short board walk with only 4 steps at the end to the sand. The pool was very nice too but we prefer having the pool on the beach side of the house instead of behind it because you tend to use it more if it is in front. But that is really the only ding we can mention. We thoroughly enjoyed our stay and look forward to returning.
Cassie W. - Posted: 10/17/2022
Thank you so much for the 5 Star review. This is the perfect Beach House and it basically stays booked year round for it's great location and amazing views. The pool is a big plus too!! We are so glad that you enjoyed your stay. Please think of us again on your next trip to the Cape.
Cape and Coast staff
Rating 5
Long overdue
We walked in the door and felt immediately at home! Beautiful house and the decor is cozy and fresh. Perfect for our family!
Lauren R. - Posted: 10/1/2022
Thanks for the great review! Glad you enjoyed the home, can't wait for your return!
Cape and Coast staff
Rating 5
Long overdue
We walked in the door and felt immediately at home! Beautiful house and the decor is cozy and fresh. Perfect for our family!
Anonymous - Posted: 9/18/2022
Rating 5
Wonderful Beach House
5 STARS. We have been coming to the Cape for 16 years and have always stayed in nice ocean front homes. This house makes it into our top 3 favorites. The home was clean, bright and beachy modern with a great layout. Gorgeous views from the many porches. The house is spacious enough without being so big that it becomes inconvenient to navigate. The elevator and also the short walk to the beach on the boardwalk with just 4 easy steps at the end into the sand greatly added to that convenience. The furniture and beds were all quality and comfortable. LOVE the butlers pantry that allowed the kitchen to stay clean and clutter free during our stay. The kitchen was well stocked to boot. The pool was very nice although I wish it were in front of the house but that is the only minus I can even think of to say. We were worried that the beach would be too crowded. (Normally we stay further North because it is less crowded) But to our pleasant surprise it was not crowded at all. The management team was a pleasure to work with and we really appreciated that. We thoroughly enjoyed our week and hope to come back soon.
Anonymous - Posted: 9/9/2022
Rating 5
Blessings abound!
If you have a family member with a handicap then this is the house for you. Husband has an extremely hard time with walking and the elevator was a blessing. Views are outstanding, the very best stocked kitchen for a rental. Overall it was a great experience. Highly recommend this property!
Dianne B. - Posted: 7/28/2022
Thanks for the great review! We are so glad that you enjoyed your stay!
Cape and Coast staff
Rating 5
Fun
Great place
Larry P. - Posted: 2/27/2022
Thanks for the 5 stars!! We are glad that you enjoyed your stay!!
Cape and Coast staff
Rating 5
Short get away
We've been to the area and Cape many times. This was our first stay in a home on the beach. Beautiful house and great location. The elevator was a must for my wife with limited mobility. The only thing we didn't like was having to leave.
Bret B. - Posted: 1/23/2022
That is Awesome to hear! So glad you enjoyed your stay at St. Somewhere.
Cape and Coast staff
Rating 5
Short get away
We've been to the area and Cape many times. This was our first stay in a home on the beach. Beautiful house and great location. The elevator was a must for my wife with limited mobility. The only thing we didn't like was having to leave.
Anonymous - Posted: 1/16/2022
Rating 5
Great Location
Great location if you are looking to totally unwind! Loved the peace and quiet and that it was nothing like the hustle and bustle an hour to the west in PC and Destin.
Hilliard C. - Posted: 12/14/2021
We are so glad that you enjoyed your stay!! It is a little less crowded over here and we love it. (Let's keep this place a secret so it will always be this way!)
Cape and Coast staff
Rating 5
Great Location
Great location if you are looking to totally unwind! Loved the peace and quiet and that it was nothing like the hustle and bustle an hour to the west in PC and Destin.
Anonymous - Posted: 11/30/2021
Rating 5
Amazing House! Definitely Will Be Back
This house far exceeded expectations.  My wife and I, 2 kids (2YO & 3YO), and our mothers stayed here for a week in September.  If you are traveling with little ones or folks who have trouble getting around, this is the place for you.  The elevator and the boardwalk make everything easily accessible for everyone. The home was furnished with everything necessary, but honestly, we spent most of our time on the balconies watching the ocean, sunset and stars.  There is a grill, but it is charcoal, so come prepared. The beach rentals were great - we used the kayak, paddle board, chairs and umbrella everyday.  In hindsight, I wish I would have rented a cart to haul stuff to/from the beach each day.  The beach is literally in the backyard, but by the 5th day, I was tired of carrying everything back and forth.  If you plan to fish from the beach, visit the bait shop across the street for all your needs and advise.  The pool is nice, but we spent most days on the beach and felt like we had it all to ourselves at times with so few people.  The calm waters and very small waves were perfect for our toddlers, due in part to the beach running North/South.  Also makes for amazing sunsets over the gulf.  Some of the stores on the cape were closed a few days, so be prepared or plan to drive 20 min into Port St. Joe.  St. Joe Shrimp Co. at Simmons Bayou has the freshest fish around and was great to pick up dinner one night.  Longbill's restaurant was a great spot for lunch that was about a mile down the road.  There is kayak access to the bay about a mile away and I attempted to search for scallops (Sight fishing was tough, so if you plan to do this, make sure you have water shoes and gloves).  Loved the ability to enjoy a campfire on the beach, and the kiddos did too while chasing crabs and playing with sparkers - firewood was available across the street at the gas station.  If you have a large group, pay attention to when trash day is and be sure to get the can to the curb (it's a bit of a walk, but not bad).Overall, we had an amazing trip!  We plan to return and this will be the place we choose.  Highly recommend!
Anonymous - Posted: 9/10/2021
Rating 5
Very nice vacation rental.
This was one of the best vacation rentals in which we have ever stayed. Very clean and well equipped. We are already planning to come back.
Bobbie J. - Posted: 5/22/2021
Thanks so much for the 5 star review. We hope you come back soon for another vacation!
Cape and Coast staff
Rating 5
Very nice vacation rental.
This was one of the best vacation rentals in which we have ever stayed. Very clean and well equipped. We are already planning to come back. 
Anonymous - Posted: 5/11/2021
Rating 5
The perfect spot for a family getaway!
Loved ringing in the new year at this beautiful property! The best place to view a magnificent sunset! Would definitely recommend to anyone.
Amanda K. - Posted: 1/30/2021
Thanks so much for the 5 star review. We hope you come back soon for another vacation!
Cape and Coast staff
Rating 5
The perfect spot for a family getaway!
Loved ringing in the new year at this beautiful property! The best place to view a magnificent sunset! Would definitely recommend to anyone. 
Anonymous - Posted: 1/9/2021
Rating 5
Paradise for the holiday
What a way to spend Thanksgiving. My husband, our 2 kids and my parents could not have had a better time. The beach was gorgeous and the weather delivered! The house was so great - very spacious, comfortable and clean. We were not disappointed. The details online matched what we experienced for the week. We can't wait to go back!
Anonymous - Posted: 11/26/2020
Rating 5
A break from reality
We recently stayed at St. Somewhere mid July during the COVID pandemic. While we were very nervous leading up to the trip, we were thrilled that this property and the location was very “social distancing” friendly. We were a group of 3 couples with 4 kids and there was plenty of space to spread out and enjoy each other’s company, or have our own space. Beds were comfortable and everything felt very clean and crisp. The elevator was appreciated with all the stairs in the property and we had zero issues with it. The AC kept up even though it was very hot. The kitchen was fun too cook in, and although we could have used a Pizza Pan it was well equipped. The only thing we seemed to lack were kitchen towels and the bath towels were quite limited. There was enough for everyone to have one, they just needed to keep track of them. I expect that the COVID situation had something to do with that. The new boardwalk was handy, very close to the beach, and beautiful views. The location was good, as there as not as many houses in that section as there are further up the Cape, so the beach was not crowded and the water and sand was beautiful. We had a great visit and hope to come back some day!
Sue C. - Posted: 8/11/2020
Hi Sue, We are thrilled to know you had such a wonderful stay with us! If you ever stay at one of our homes again and find you need absolutely anything for the kitchen please contact us as we keep these types of things in stock for just this reason and would be glad to bring it to you! We do only provide 1 towel per person that the home sleeps. You will find this in our contract we send out to our guests. We do recommend our guests bring extra beach towels and such just incase. We hope that you will stay with us again very soon. Thank you for the review!
Cape and Coast staff
Rating 5
A break from reality
  We recently stayed at St. Somewhere mid July during the COVID pandemic. While we were very nervous leading up to the trip, we were thrilled that this property and the location was very saftey distancing friendly. We were a group of 3 couples with 4 kids and there was plenty of space to spread out and enjoy each other's company, or have our own space. Beds were comfortable and everything felt very clean and crisp. The elevator was appreciated with all the stairs in the property and we had zero issues with it. The AC kept up even though it was very hot. The kitchen was fun too cook in, and although we could have used a Pizza Pan it was well equipped. The only thing we seemed to lack were kitchen towels and the bath towels were quite limited. There was enough for everyone to have one, they just needed to keep track of them. I expect that the COVID situation had something to do with that. The new boardwalk was handy, very close to the beach, and beautiful views. The location was good, as there as not as many houses in that section as there are further up the Cape, so the beach was not crowded and the water and sand was beautiful. We had a great visit and hope to come back some day!07/27/2020 at 6:10 PM
Anonymous - Posted: 7/28/2020
Rating 5
Awesome beach house
This house has the perfect layout for a large family. Very nicely appointed and well equipped kitchen. Enjoyed watching the sunsets from the deck. The elevator also made loading in and out a breeze.
Teresa L. - Posted: 8/29/2019
Thank you for that great review!! We are so glad that you enjoyed your time here and we hope to have you back on your next visit!!
Cape and Coast staff
Rating 5
Awesome Beach House
This house has the perfect layout for a large family. Very nicely appointed and well equipped kitchen. Enjoyed watching the sunsets from the deck. The elevator also made loading in and out a breeze. 
Anonymous - Posted: 8/25/2019
Rating 5
Favorite vacation spot
Wonderful memories made at St. Somewhere. Beautiful home and plenty of space! We've been twice now and can't wait to return.
Lauren W. - Posted: 6/6/2019
Thank you sop much for taking time to leave a 5 star review!! We hope you come back for your third visit in this beautiful home!!
Cape and Coast staff
Rating 5
Beautiful and Comfortable
Greatly enjoyed our stay at St Somewhere. The house was beautiful and well appointed. The kitchen was well equipped.  Beds were very comfortable.Highly recommend this home.
Anonymous - Posted: 5/8/2019
Rating 5
Most Beautiful Beaches!
Date of stay - 4/8/18  There is a total of 5 of us ladies that have been taking a trip together every year for the past 15 years. Nothing can top off our annual trip to Cape San Blas and definitely no other house can top this one. The views from the decks can't be describe in words!!! We were so happy and pleased with this trip that we have now found our spot from here on out! Thank you very much for everything for making this an unforgettable trip!!! See you next year!!! 
Anonymous - Posted: 4/17/2018
Rating 5
Thank You!!
Best Vacation Ever!!! My family and I enjoyed our stay to the point we did not want to leave. The House St. Somewhere is amazing!! Words can't describe how thankful we are that we decided to travel to Cape San Blas. It will be our vacation spot from now on!! Thank you for helping make our vacation the best ever with allowing us to stay at your beautiful home!
Reene C. - Posted: 10/18/2015
Thanks for the 5 star review!
Cape and Coast staff
Rating 5
We will be Back!!
Thank you for allowing us to stay at this awesome house and we will be back for more great memories next year!
Rob D. - Posted: 10/18/2015
Thanks for the 5 star review!
Cape and Coast staff
Rating 5
Most Beautiful beaches!!
When debating with my gal friends on where our trip was going to be, we seen Cape San Blas and how pretty the beaches were. Did a lot of researching on what house would be perfect to accommodate us and our needy needs we all seem to have (a bunch of Women). There is a total of 5 of us ladies that have been taking a trip together every year for the past 15 years. Nothing can top off the trip to Cape San Blas and definitely no other house can top off this house. The views from the porch can't be describe in words!!! All of us were so happy and pleased with this trip that we have now found our spot from here on out and it has taken 15 years to find this out. Thank you very much for everything No Worries Vacation Rentals done for us and making this an unforgettable trip!!! See you next year!!!
Brenda H. - Posted: 10/18/2015
Thanks for the 5 star review!
Cape and Coast staff
Rating 5
Great Vacation
Thank you for allowing my family and I to enjoy your beautiful home on Cape San Blas. Couldn't have asked for anything better. Very secluded unlike our past vacation to Panama City Beach where it was way to crowed and not considered a family beach anymore. Thank you for such a great experience.
Jarrett L. - Posted: 10/16/2015
Thanks for the 5 star review!
Cape and Coast staff
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